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SEEKING PART-TIME HOME HEALTHCARE ATTENDANT (Florissant)

  • Address:Florissant, MO 63033 (map)
  • Date Posted:04/21/13
  • Job Type:Part-time
  • Description:
  • PERSONAL CAREGIVER NEEDED: I NEED A MINI ME! A GOOD HOUSEWIFE AND MOM LIKE I USE TO BE. I NEED A MATURE PERSON TO ORGANIZE, CLEAN AND RUN MY HOUSEHOLD AND TAKE GOOD CARE OF ME AND MY FAMILY OF PETS. AS WITH MOST HOUSEWIVES, THE REWARDS ARE MINIMAL. THE JOB ONLY PAYS $8.50 AN HOUR, $9.00 IF YOU TAKE A ONE TIME 4 HOUR OSHA/CPR CLASS. BUT, THE GOOD PART IS, IT'S ONLY FOR SIX HOURS A DAY ON THE WEEKEND AND I'M VERY FLEXIBLE ON THE HOURS THAT YOU WOULD WANT TO WORK. SO, YOU STILL COULD HAVE TIME FOR ANOTHER JOB OR TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR OWN FAMILY AND HOUSEWORK.

    PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING AND IF YOU BELIEVE YOU CAN MEET MY NEEDS, THEN REPLY ON THIS E-MAIL WITH SOME INFORMATION ABOUT YOURSELF AND YOUR PHONE NUMBER FOR AN INTERVIEW. THANK YOU AND HAVE A BLESSED DAY.

    QUALIFICATIONS & REQUIREMENTS:

    1. THE STATE PAYS FOR MY HOME HEALTH CAREGIVER AND THEY DO REQUIRE YOU HAVE TO HAVE POLICE BACKGROUND CHECK TO MAKE SURE YOUR NOT A CRIMINAL OR HAVE ELDER ABUSE CHARGES, SO IF YOU DO, DON'T BOTHER TO APPLY, I DON'T LIKE MEAN PEOPLE.

    2. YOU MUST BE AN HONEST AND TRUSTWORTHY PERSON BECAUSE BASICALLY, I'M PUTTING MY LIFE IN YOUR HANDS. THIEVES OR DRUGGIES, NEED NOT APPLY.

    3. YOU MUST BE SWEET AND RESPECTFUL, NO ANGER MANAGEMENT PROBLEMS, PLEASE!

    4. LIKE A GOOD MOM WITH A SICK KID, I NEED A NURTURING CAREGIVER THAT CAN GIVE MEDS ON TIME AND HELP WITH BASIC DAILY CARE AND CHORES. THIS OLD LADY HAS A LOT OF HEALTH ISSUES, BUT, NO LIFTING OR DIAPER CHANGES NEEDED YET!

    5. MY DAILY M.S. THERAPY AND MYOFASCIAL DISEASE INCLUDES MASSAGE TREATMENTS. MASSAGE IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT FOR ME TO STAY MOBIL. I CAN TRAIN YOU, BUT, YOUTUBE HAS GREAT TUTORIAL VIDEOS IN ACUPRESSURE AND OTHER STRECHING AND MASSAGE TECHNIQUES FOR M.S. AND MYOFASCIA DISEASE. I DO HAVE A MASSAGE MACHINE FOR BETWEEN TX DAYS.

    6. YOU'VE GOT TO LIKE ANIMALS TO BE AROUND HERE. THEIR ALL GREAT LITTLE CHARACTERS AND THEY ARE NON-AGGRESSIVE SWEETHEARTS, BUT, IF YOU'VE GOT ASTHMA, YOU NEED NOT APPLY.

    7. MEAL PREPARATIONS: I REALLY WOULD APPRECIATE A GOOD COOK BECAUSE I DON'T EAT THINGS THAT COME IN A BOX.

    8. I LIVE IN FLORISSANT AND I'VE FOUND THAT IT WORKS OUT BEST FOR WORK DEPENDABILITY IF THE APPLICANT LIVES WITHIN A 15 MINUTE RADIUS OF MY HOME. BEING RESPONSIBLE AND ARRIVING ON TIME IS IMPORTANT TO ME.

    9. YOU HAVE TO BE A SELF-INITIATING CONSCIENTIOUS WORKER THAT'S A GOOD ORGANIZER AND WILLING TO HELP GET MY HOUSE BACK IN ORDER. I LOST CONTROL OVER MY HOME AFTER MY STROKE AND IT'S REALLY GOTTEN BAD OVER THE LAST 9 YEARS. PLEASE HELP!

    NOW, ALL THAT FOR LITTLE REWARD, YOU REALLY HAVE TO BE A HOUSEWIFE AND MOM LIKE I USE TO BE. IF YOUR BRAVE ENOUGH TO TAKE ON A CHALLENGE, FEEL FREE TO APPLY BY RETURNING YOUR PHONE NUMBER TO SET UP A PERSONAL INTERVIEW. I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO MEETING A MINI ME!
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